Facebook STD Test
STDs are so bad that people won’t friend someone they had sex with on Facebook. If you accept a friend request? You’re healthy. If you ignore it? You’ve got an STD and now you’re spreading it.
I accepted my friend request. I’m clean. Phew.
I ignored the friend request. I must have chlamydia and now I’m infecting everyone.
He accepted my friend request. He’s clean. I’m still probably infected.