facebook stalkin
when you waste your life looking at people's faces and fake lives on Facebook just because you're bored and have no real friends
I spent 3 hours looking at my ex's profile. She's still hot but now she's married. I'm not. I'm just sad.
My mom is stalking my cousin's Facebook. She thinks he's a 'bad influence.' He's just a little weird.
I checked my crush's profile 17 times today. He liked a meme about cats. I'm now questioning my entire life.