Facebook Stalin
Somebody who deletes anything that looks bad on their Facebook page. They hate being seen in stupid pictures and don’t want anyone to know they’re a fake. They’re like a boss who doesn’t tolerate any flaws.
I posted a picture of my face after a bad haircut. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a mean boss.
My ex sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' What’s wrong with me? I don’t know.
There was a group picture with my face and a chicken. I’m untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a chicken.