Facebook Stalin
A person who deletes all the bad comments, hides themselves from every silly picture, and unfriends anyone who might make them look dumb. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.
I posted a comment about my day. It was gone. Facebook Stalin is a total annoyance.
I was in a picture with a dog. My face was untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a dog.
My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.