Facebook Stalin
A Facebook user who deletes anything that looks bad, hides themselves from every silly photo, and unfriends anyone who might say something mean. They think they’re perfect. They’re not. They’re just Facebook Stalin.
I posted a comment about my life. It got deleted. Facebook Stalin is a total pain.
I was in a group photo with a goat. I was untagged. Why? Because Facebook Stalin thinks I’m a goat.
My old friend sent me a message. I got a notification: 'You’ve been unfriended.' Who is this? Facebook Stalin. That’s who.