Facebook Stalemate
It's like when two people know each other, but not well enough to be friends on Facebook. They both want to be friends, but neither has the guts to ask. They just sit there, watching each other's posts, waiting for the other to make the first move.
You're both on each other's feeds, but you're too lazy to add them.
You see their status updates daily, but you're too scared to send a friend request.
You both want to be friends, but neither wants to look like a dork.
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