Facebook SneakMouse
Facebook SneakMice are the people who sit there and act like they’re in on everything but are just watching from the sidelines. They never post, never comment, and never do anything, but somehow they know everything that’s going on.
You posted about your new baby? I knew it was coming before your doctor did.
You got 20 likes on your post? I got 20 likes from my mom’s friend’s dog.
You’re commenting on everything? I’m commenting on your timeline.