Facebook SneakMouse
Facebook SneakMice are the ones who act like they’re in on everything, but they’re just sitting there like a lazy kid on a weekend. They never post, never comment, and never do anything, but they know everything because they’re too busy looking at everyone else.
You’re posting about your new job? I got a new job from your timeline.
You put a link in your status? I clicked it, but I still don’t know what it was.
You liked my post? I still don’t know why.