Facebook SneakMouse
Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people who sit on the internet like a smug king. They know everything that’s happening because they’re watching it all, but they never do anything themselves. They’re just there to look important.
You posted about your new car? I knew it was coming before your dad did.
You got 100 likes on your post? I got 100 likes from my sister’s cat.
You commented on my post? I still don’t know what that was about.