Facebook SneakMouse
Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people who sit there and watch everyone else live their lives. They never do anything themselves, but they know everything that’s going on because they’re too lazy to actually post or comment.
You posted about your new house? I knew it was coming before your neighbor did.
You got 10 likes on your post? I got 10 likes from my dog.
You’re commenting on everything? I’m commenting on your timeline.