Facebook SneakMouse
Facebook SneakMice are like the annoying little brother who always knows everything but never does anything. They sit there and watch everyone else post, comment, and update, but they’re too cool to actually do anything themselves.
You posted about your breakup? I knew before you told your mom.
You got 50 likes on your photo? I got 50 likes from my ex.
You’re commenting on everyone’s posts? I’m commenting on your timeline.