Facebook sitting
When a girl gets a blowjob and then checks Facebook because she has nothing better to do. Or when you spend so much time on Facebook, you might as well be dead.
She got a blowjob and then checked Facebook. I asked why. She said, 'face sitting.'
I was face sitting for 6 hours straight. My brain turned to mush.
He was face sitting so long, his phone became his new best friend.