facebook sick
When you fake being sick just to skip work, but you're too lazy to actually be sick, so you pretend to be 'Facebook sick' the night before so your friends think you're cool and not just a lazy butt.
I told my boss I had the flu, but I was just eating chips and watching TV.
I posted 'Feeling sick' on Facebook at 10 p. m. because I didn't want to be seen as a loser.
I was MIA from Facebook all day because I was too busy being a lazy, fake sick person.