facebook sick
A guy who spends hours making his profile picture look like a movie star, posts dumb comments that sound smart, has a thousand friends who don't even know him, and in real life is a sad, sweaty, pizza-eating mess.
My profile pic is 100% photoshopped and I took 2 hours to make it look like I'm in a movie.
I post comments like 'This is the best day ever' when I'm just hungover.
I have 1,200 friends, but only 2 of them know who I am.