Facebook shower
Facebook shower is when you wake up and immediately bury your face in your phone like it’s the last thing you need to survive the day. Some say it helps your brain wake up, others say you’re just a lazy, dopamine-chained mess.
I woke up and immediately checked Facebook. My brain is now alive. My soul is now dead.
I opened my eyes and my phone. That’s two things I need to live.
Facebook first. Coffee second. My life is upside down.