Facebook shower
Facebook shower is when you think your morning is complete until you’ve read every post, comment, and meme from your friends. It’s not a brain boost, it’s a brain meltdown. You’re just a dumb, phone-dependent mess.
I opened Facebook and saw my ex’s vacation pics. My brain exploded. My heart died.
I read my news feed before my coffee. I now know everything about my neighbor’s cat.
I checked Facebook first thing in the morning. I now have a headache and a new obsession.