Facebook shower
Facebook shower is when you start your day by staring at your phone like it’s a holy relic. It’s not a brain boost, it’s a cry for help from your brain. You’re just a walking addiction.
I checked Facebook before my coffee. I got 5 likes. I now feel accomplished.
I stared at my phone for 10 minutes. I now know 3 new things about my cousin’s ex.
I opened Facebook and cried. That’s how I start my day.