Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder - You’re so used to your Facebook feed that you get jealous of

You’re so used to your Facebook feed that you get jealous of your friends when they’re not on it.

My friend is offline. I’m jealous. I should be offline too.

I’m scrolling my feed, and my friend is just sitting there. I’m mad.

My friend got a like. I got a stare. I’m not happy.