facebook schedule
A human who schedules their whole life and then complains about it on Facebook like nobody's business
8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Be tired. 10:00 AM: Be sad. 11:00 AM: Eat. Also, life is hard.
Today's schedule: survive. Also, I'm tired. Also, my life is a mess. Also, I'm sad.
Today's plan: don't die. Also, I failed. Also, I'm going to cry.