FaceBook safety
Calling 'FaceBook safety' is like telling everyone to leave your FaceBook alone or else you'll make them regret it.
I called FaceBook safety before my cousin started posting my face in a clown suit again.
My teacher called FaceBook safety before I started making fun of her pet goldfish.
I called FaceBook safety at work because my boss was trying to post my face in a fishbowl.