He used a filter so thick, I thought he was a cartoon character. In real life, he looked like a guy who just woke up from a nap in a dumpster.

She had a perfect smile on Facebook. In real life, she had a broken tooth and a permanent frown.

He posted a photo of a beach and a sunset. Then he showed up in a flannel shirt and a hat that said 'I survived the 2008 financial crisis.'