Facebook Referee
A Facebook Referee is like a referee at a school lunch fight, but with more swearing and less cheese. They don’t care if the people fighting are their friends or their enemies. They just want to stop the noise.
My neighbor was fighting with her next-door neighbor over whose dog pooped on whose lawn. My mom showed up and said, 'You both are dirtier than a trash can!' and they stopped fighting.
My friend’s dad stepped in when my friend and her crush were fighting about who had the better PS5. He said, 'You both are dumber than a broken calculator!' and they shut up.
My aunt stepped in when my uncle and his brother were fighting about who had the better car. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken toaster!' and they stopped arguing.