Facebook Referee
A Facebook Referee is like a teacher who comes in during recess and yells at everyone until they stop fighting. They don’t care who’s right or wrong. They just want to stop the screaming.
My teacher stepped in when my friend and his friend were fighting over who had the better basketball skills. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken pencil!' and they stopped fighting.
My mom stepped in when my brother and his friend were arguing about who had the better video game collection. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken microwave!' and they quit fighting.
My dad stepped in when my uncle and his brother were fighting over who had the better car. He said, 'You both are dumber than a broken blender!' and they stopped arguing.