facebook quiz friends
the people you add on Facebook just so you can send them quizzes. They all have names that start with A. They're probably just there to help you feel better about yourself.
I added 25 people named Ashley just so I could send them a quiz about the worst reality show ever.
My Facebook quiz friends are my only friends. My real friends are all dead.
I added 40 people named Andrew just so I could feel like I had a life.