Facebook Purgatory
When you get a friend request and you’re like, 'I know who this is, but I don’t want to deal with them right now,' so you just leave it hanging like a bad smell.
My old nemesis sent me a friend request and I’m just letting it sit there like a middle finger.
My crush from middle school sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Not today, Satan.'
My coworker sent me a friend request and I'm just letting it sit there like it's a reminder of my job.