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A nobody who acts like they’re a rockstar on Facebook, chatting and flirting with everyone like they’re in a dating app. Real life? They’re just a weirdo.
'He sends me a message every day. On Facebook, he’s my best friend. In real life, he’s the guy who tried to pet my dog and got bit.'
'She flirts with 10 people a day on Facebook but can’t even remember my name.'
'He’s got 200 friends but still doesn’t know who his real friends are.'