facebook player
He’s got 90 girls on his friend list, but he’s never even seen most of them. He uses sunglasses and dumb hand gestures in his profile picture like he’s in a commercial, but he’s just trying to hide the fact that he’s 5'4" and still lives with his mom.
Sent a friend request to a girl just because she had a nice hair cut.
Posted a wall message that said 'Hey, I like your profile picture.'
Changed his profile picture to sunglasses after his third friend request got rejected.