facebook pimp
A person who posts fake pictures of themselves, thinking they're hot, but in real life, they look like they've been hit by a bus.
Post: 'Check out my abs. I'm a beast.' (Picture shows a blurry, stretched-out version of them.)
Status: 'I took this photo at 3 a. m. after eating 10 tacos. It looks amazing.'
DM: 'I added a filter to my face. I look like a movie star.'