facebook pimp
A guy too weak to talk to a girl in real life, so he chases them online like they're his last hope for happiness.
DM: 'Hey, I saw your profile and I'm kinda cute, wanna chat? I promise I won't be creepy.'
Post: 'Just friended 12 girls today. I'm getting close to my goal of 100.'
Status: 'I got 3 likes on my selfie. I'm rich.'