Facebook photo whore
A Facebook photo whore is someone who posts 200 selfies a day, all of them tagged, because they think everyone else is blind and can’t see them without the tag.
I took 200 photos today. I tagged myself in all of them. I’m popular.
My mom took one photo and tagged me 12 times. I had to un-tag myself 11 times.
I posted a photo of my breakfast. I tagged myself in it. I’m famous.