Facebook Philosopher
A person who updates their Facebook status every day with dumb quotes like they're trying to win a bet. They think they're intellectual, but they're just trying to impress their stupid friends.
'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.', Said by someone who’s never taken a step.
'Life is what happens when you're too busy being busy.', Because they’re always busy being stupid.
'You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.', Which they don’t know how to take.