Facebook Philosopher
A person who thinks they're smart just because they post dumb stuff on Facebook. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a cat because they wear a hat.
'I’m not smart, I just post a lot.', Said by someone who thinks they’re deep.
'I’m the smartest person in my town.', Because no one else has a Facebook.
'I think I’m a philosopher.', Which is just a fancy way of saying they don’t know what a philosopher is.