Facebook Philosopher
A person who posts stupid quotes on Facebook like they're the next philosopher. They think they're wise, but they're just trying to impress their dumb friends.
'When in doubt, just take the next small step.', Said by someone who doesn't even know what a step is.
'Make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present.', Because they're still mad about yesterday's lunch.
'Sometimes it's hard to understand, but time tells truth.', Which they still don't get.