Facebook Perfect - When you post your life like it's the best thing ever, but i

When you post your life like it's the best thing ever, but it's just your roommate's cat taking a nap.

I just won the lottery. Also, I have a 50% chance of being homeless. #RichLife

I’m out here living my best life. Also, I’ve been eating cereal for dinner since 2017.

I’m on a date. Also, I asked my mom for help with small talk.