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When you make your life look like a dream, but it's just you and your cat arguing over the last piece of pizza.
I’m having a fancy dinner. Also, I used my pet hamster as a plate. #Elegant
Just got a new car. Also, it's a used minivan from 2003. #RichPeopleStuff
I’m doing great in life. Also, I’ve been wearing the same shirt since 2018.