Facebook Perfect
When you lie about your life on Facebook to make it look like you're living the high life while everyone else is stuck in a pit of sadness and bad decisions.
I just finished a 5-star restaurant meal. Also, I'm totally not hungover. #LivingMyBestLife
My pet turtle is now a CEO. I'm just here for the free snacks.
I went to the gym today. I mean, I walked to the fridge. That counts.