Facebook Party
You talk to your friends all day on Facebook but when you finally meet them in real life, it's like you don’t know each other. You’re like, ‘Wait, you’re that weirdo who sent me 200 messages about cats?’
‘You’re the guy who said I was a ‘fat cat.’’
‘You’re the one who sent me a picture of your dog wearing a hat.’
‘You’re the person who told me I was a ‘bald disaster.’’