Facebook Parenting
A Facebook friend who knows nothing about your life but thinks they're a parenting expert. They reply to every post like they're your new best friend and your new worst enemy.
You: I'm tired. My kid won't stop talking.
Facebook Parent: You need to take him to a therapist and a jail.
You: My kid won't stop eating pizza.
Facebook Parent: That kid's gonna be fat and lazy and you're gonna regret it.