facebook parasite
A Facebook parasite is that one person who likes and comments on every single post you make, even if they don’t know you. They’re like a leech, but for Facebook.
"You’re so cool!", from someone who once sat next to you in math class.
"This post is the best thing ever!", from someone who once sat next to you in math class.
"You’re the best!", from someone who once sat next to you in math class.