Facebook Official Info Tab
You're Facebook Official but it's not real. It's just a way to keep someone happy without making a scene. You're like a fake boyfriend in a real relationship.
You're on their info tab. They think you're real. You're just there to make them happy.
He added you to his info tab. You're the fake boyfriend. He's the real one.
She's on your info tab. You're not on hers. You're the fake one in a real love story.