Facebook Official Info Tab
You're Facebook Official but it's not public. You're like a secret lover. They know, but no one else does. You're sneaky like a thief.
You're on her info tab. She doesn't know you're there. You're the ghost of her Facebook page.
He added you to his info tab. You're the only one who knows. He's hiding it from the world.
They're on your info tab. You're not on theirs. It's like you're in a one-sided love affair.