My uncle posted a picture of his mustache and said 'This is my new look.' I replied, 'You look like a confused goat.'

My old teacher made a Facebook group called 'People Who Still Use Emojis.' I joined and sent her a thumbs-up emoji.

My cousin posted a video of her dancing to 'Baby Shark' and said, 'This is my life now.' I said, 'You’re not a baby shark. You’re a baby shark who’s tired of being a baby shark.'