Facebook (no)tification
A Facebook (no)tification is when you get all excited about your notifications, only to realize they’re just crap from people you don’t even know.
You get 10 notifications, and they’re all from your cousin’s ex who thinks you’re cool.
You see a notification from a group you joined 5 years ago, and it’s just a random meme.
You check your notifications, and it’s just a comment from someone who doesn’t know you.