Facebook Nation News Network
The Facebook Nation News Network is the reason you're not sleeping. It’s like your feed is trying to kill you with updates and stupid posts.
'Your aunt just posted a video of her doing yoga. It’s a war crime. #FNNN #auntwar #yogapain'
'Your mom just sent you a message. It’s 10 paragraphs long. #FNNN #momessages #longstory'
'Your ex just posted a video of them singing. It’s a nightmare. #FNNN #exsinging #neveragain'