Facebook Munchausen by Proxy
You keep showing off gross photos and mean stories about your kids on Facebook so you can feel important when they're not.
I just got a picture of my kid throwing up in a toilet. It's the best thing I've ever seen.
My kid has a broken leg and a broken heart. I'm posting it every hour.
I made my kid eat a whole pizza and then took a video of them crying. It was legendary.