Facebook Multitasking
When someone thinks they're superhuman because they can update Facebook on multiple devices at the same time, like they're not a normal person and they're just showing off.
I changed my status to 'bored' on my phone, then posted a photo with my laptop. I'm dramatic.
I commented on my friend's post with my tablet, then liked it with my phone. I'm a fan.
I added my dog to my wall with my phone, then deleted it with my laptop. I'm a drama queen.