Facebook Multitasking
When someone can do Facebook stuff on more than one device at the same time, like they're trying to prove they're the best at being distracted and lazy.
I posted a status with my phone, then commented on it with my laptop. I'm a distraction master.
I liked a post with my tablet, then disliked it with my phone. I'm a lazy legend.
I added a photo to my wall with my phone, then deleted it with my laptop. I'm a mess.