Facebook Multitasking
When someone can do Facebook stuff on multiple devices at the same time, like they're trying to trick everyone into thinking they have a life and are not just a waste of space.
I changed my status to 'happy' on my phone, then posted a photo with my laptop. I'm trying to be cool.
I commented on my friend's post with my tablet, then liked it with my phone. I'm pretending to be social.
I added a friend to my wall with my phone, then blocked them with my laptop. I'm a failure.