Facebook Moment
A random event that happens to your friend or lover that's so dumb or funny you feel the need to tell everyone on Facebook, even if they don't care.
My girlfriend tripped over a banana peel and I posted it on Facebook like it was a news headline.
My friend got stuck in a vending machine and posted it on Facebook like it was a cool adventure.
My brother ate a whole pizza in one bite and I posted it on Facebook like it was a world record.