Facebook Molesting
Facebook molesting is like getting a wedgie from the internet, your status gets changed to something embarrassing, but the rest of your profile stays the same.
'I have 3 left feet and a broken heart.', said by someone who just failed a math test
'This is the worst day of my life.', written by a guy who just got fired
'I am a failure.', from the person who spilled coffee on their boss